There are two things strange about this blog post that I'm going to share with you. The first being that tonight I have substituted my usual IPA or gin and tonic for some... water. It's normal for me to have a drink to get me through (the day) these blog posts but I'm taking a break tonight. Albeit this is not a celebration of tonight's sobriety but more of a warning - Like my parched lips longing for the Gordons in the liquor cabinet, my humour gets as dry as my mouth and my